galifianafuck: sext: what’s your favorite quentin tarantino movie
heartsofthebroken: einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato? Best post on tumblr.
seifukucat: [dad voice] son, it’s time we had a talk about hentai
theanti90smovement: *straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
thernardier: “you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti
trvsh: ♫ choked out by your thighs would be a heavenly way to die ♫